Robot overlords don’t always start out as overlords. Sometimes they have to start out with a single message. Source: Poorly Drawn Lines
When you’re a father, sometimes you just have to make the worst jokes possible to get through the day
When life gives you lemons, best to give them back and stop being so fucking cliche or else you’ll get shit on
It’s difficult sometimes, but you just have to let them take the trip. Especially when the muffins aren’t being most heinous!