If Joker would shiv a Nazi, you know they’re bad…besides being genocidal murderers of course.
Hitting your children is the most immature thing you could possibly do. If you can’t use your words to explain why something is incorrect, then don’t be a parent. If words fail though, flipping the bird is always another option.
Although, I don’t think you could come up with a better name for an owl than “Hooty McOwlface.” Unless you could adopt a pigeon and name it “Shitty McBirdrat” or a swallow and name it “Don’t Spit.”