Dammit Caillou, you’re seriously the worst thing to have ever happened to television and every parent everywhere wants to watch you drown.
If it doesn’t have boobs, an American flag, and unnecessary explosions…it’s not Michael Bay.
When God is busy, sometimes his smart ass counterpart answers. And it’s not always the answer you’re looking for when you need it.
Look, being a pirate is all well and good, but if you’re going to be one, at least get a hook. An eye patch is so fashion faux pas.