Global warming has become a hot button issue in the last few years. Some claim it’s a hoax, while others claim it will destroy the earth by melting the polar ice caps, causing massive flooding to low-lying areas around the world. This global warming rap helps do its part in spreading the news and providing ways to cut back on carbon emission.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some extra aerosol bottles in the house that need to be sprayed in the yard. Cool tip of the day: spraying aerosol cans isn’t any fun unless you use a match and set things on fire. The best way to do this is to pour diesel gasoline on the grass and spray in the general direction. If you get in trouble, just say you work for BP and had to test the flammability of their petroleum. Don’t be surprised if you’re met with resistance though. Nobody likes knowing someone else is above the law.*
*Don’t actually set shit on fire. If I have to tell you that, Darwin isn’t doing his job.