mc chris is back (it’s a fact Jack. Look it up!) and you should be completely thrilled! The mc chris cartoon we have here might only be six minutes in length, but the animation is crisp and the jokes take you by surprise. Being a longtime mc chris fan pays off too, because you know the trials and tribulations he’s overcome with his slimy manager trying to put Bossk on a goddamn Segwaywhich is one of the few good ideas he’s had for a song. Don’t know about this? Check out the link to mc chris’ website for the download of the skits!
Fan-made Doctor Who Music Video Is Absolutely Brilliant
Doctor Who fans rejoice! YouTube user Steven Seller has released this Doctor Who music video that has been a little more than a year in the making. Who? The Doctor Who Musical Experience fits perfectly into any Whovian’s repertoire of knowledge.
Personally, my two little hearts started beating excitedly with every reference added into the Doctor Who music video.
The Fourth Doctor jamming on guitar!
Daleks and Cybermen!
There’s even a few jokes to pick up if you’ve been a fan of the series, and that makes the Doctor Who music video even more rewarding to watch. What are you waiting for?
YOLO: the call most often heard by people prior to doing something they perceive to be dangerous. In saying YOLO, or “you only live once,” the individual shows the others that he/she doesn’t care about the consequences because they have to live their life to the fullest. Fortunately for those of us with intelligence, YOLO is a means to which “survival of the fittest” works most suitably in weeding out those too stupid to procreate. Anyone with common sense knows that when you see a police officer pull behind you with their lights on, the best course of action is to crack open another beer and shout, “YOLO!” as loud as you can before speeding off into the night like the badass you are.
Global warming has become a hot button issue in the last few years. Some claim it’s a hoax, while others claim it will destroy the earth by melting the polar ice caps, causing massive flooding to low-lying areas around the world. This global warming rap helps do its part in spreading the news and providing ways to cut back on carbon emission.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some extra aerosol bottles in the house that need to be sprayed in the yard. Cool tip of the day: spraying aerosol cans isn’t any fun unless you use a match and set things on fire. The best way to do this is to pour diesel gasoline on the grass and spray in the general direction. If you get in trouble, just say you work for BP and had to test the flammability of their petroleum. Don’t be surprised if you’re met with resistance though. Nobody likes knowing someone else is above the law.*
*Don’t actually set shit on fire. If I have to tell you that, Darwin isn’t doing his job.
How to make iced tea the creepy way shows that even if you look like you have a few dead bodies in the basement, you sure do get parched. And what better way to quench your thirst than with a nice glass of iced tea? You can even use the skull cups you fashioned from your earlier kills! Not that’s using your head.
Bert and Ernie try gangsta rap and come out looking fresh to death like they jumped out a casket! I’ve never seen two puppets go hard in the rap game, but that’s what YouTube is all about. Bert and Ernie try gangsta rap is whythe Internet was made!
If you haven’t seen of the other YouTube videos of Francis, you are totally missing out. He’s the king of nerds and absolutely hilarious. Everything is a big deal and everything pisses him off. But, what is this? Francis gets a Furby? Is it possible that when Francis gets a Furby, the beast is quelled and we’re able to see the softer, gentler side of him? Bring back the warmongering Francis! World of Warcraft may never be the same now that Francis has a new Furby sidekick.
The sound echoes through the halls…you try to sleep, but you can’t. Your son has a gift that the old man calls “the PSYning.” He can speak to K-pop stars that aren’t there. Summon them at will. Your husband can’t concentrate anymore and keeps claiming that your son’s gift of the PSYning will be the death of you all.
All work and no play makes PSY a dull boy. EYYYYYYYY SEXY LAY-DAY