Keeps your friends close and your shape-shifting Pokemon away from Wolverine’s peen. QUIT BEING WEIRD DITTO
What the shell is right…the Internet is so weird
I can’t wait until I’m old enough to wear shirts like this. Nobody questions you when you’re old!
Damn bubble tea, when you put it like that, how could anyone pass up the offer?
Seriously, wtf South Korea? Y U DISFIGURE FACES!?
The hills are alive with the heavy bass sounds of chopped and screwed music
Look, just because you’re given the ability to use emoticons, doesn’t mean you should. There’s a time and a place for it, and then there’s that monstrosity. Talk about cock-blocking yourself!
You go and tell your best friend, Karen, that you have some demons taking control of you and she pinkie promises not to tell anyone. But you know what? Karen’s a huge lying bitch and tells everyone you’re possessed LIKE IT’S A BIG DEAL OR SOMETHING