It sucks when the tables have turned, doesn’t it?
No matter which way you look at it, someone is going to get some
What do you see?
The only time it’s ever okay to ask is when the baby is coming out
I always use the same side for my face by using the side with a tag on it. OCD? Yes. But that’s how you don’t…
And when you pull them out, you get arrested. What’s up with that?
The new Pantene shampoo bottle makes showers colder for those that follow
I’m sorry for the things I did or didn’t do. Ladies, when you’re PMSing, we’re always sorry.
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