When boys make you forget, you’ve probably had a roofie put in your drink
Girls love it when boys bite your face playfully! NOM NOM NOM
There’d be eight planets instead of only seven if Pluto was still considered one…rest in peace sweet Pluto prince. You’ll always be a planet to…
When boys hold your face when they kiss you… those are some of the things that girls like, especially when they’re held at knife point!
Girls love when boys pray and perform sacrificial offerings inside a pentagram! …right?
When boys have deep eyes…PENANCE STARE O_O
When boys play the guitar for you, make sure it’s Norwegian black metal. Otherwise, he probably doesn’t give a shit about you, especially if he…
Being silly never gets anyone anywhere far in life.
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