It’s always good to be upfront with kids, because kids are pretty dumb.
Big Brother is watching after you. Think of them like Santa Claus, but with less presents and more black bags.
Look, just because you’re given the ability to use emoticons, doesn’t mean you should. There’s a time and a place for it, and then there’s…
Be grateful you can’t get texts from a cat…
Ask the magic conch whether I give a fuck
So our plans for the day include us fighting now, doesn’t it?
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