And he spake unto the masses of Mos Eisley saying, “The droids you search for are not here. For they wait in heaven.”
Who said the Jedi weren’t a bunch of dicks from time to time?
A little known fact about Darth Vader: when he was learning to harness the Dark Side, he also enjoyed playing baseball as a leisurely pastime….
When you’re on a first name basis, it can be a little tricky. Particularly when you maim the hell of your Padawan and leave him…
With Leia being a galactic hussy, you can’t blame him for trying! …even if he is a Hutt
Face down, ass up, that’s the way we invade Hoth. Force choke, make it hurt. Slip that blaster under your shirt!