Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s…
And he spake unto the masses of Mos Eisley saying, “The droids you search for are not here. For they wait in heaven.”
Who said the Jedi weren’t a bunch of dicks from time to time?
A little known fact about Darth Vader: when he was learning to harness the Dark Side, he also enjoyed playing baseball as a leisurely pastime….