When you’re trying to be cute, make sure it’s harvest time
Never has there been a bigger cry for help
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you. So we’re even.
If you want to give the gift of honesty, some will appreciate it, but not everyone will understand it. If you do, you’ve been there before too.
I’m okay with you being an animal in bed, but if you start sniffing my ass, we’re going to have a BIG problem
True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking, “I could smother them or make breakfast…Pancakes it is.”