Big Brother is watching after you. Think of them like Santa Claus, but with less presents and more black bags.
Oh, of course! Whenever you use air quotes, it makes us all feel “really comfortable.”
Everyone in the White House and NSA has one thing on their mind when you call up to have phone sex: What are you wearing?
If you’ve ever learned anything from a movie, it’s that someone is always watching you from the picture frame…LOOK AT THE EYES
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