Carl, eat a Snickers…hell, eat a whole bag of them at the rate you’re going!
Ladies, if a man ever tells you to “calm your tits,” this is the best response you can send!
There’s a difference between a MILF and a bitch with a baby…know it!
If ever there was a time for Nicolas Cage to shine in meme form, it’s with the Ents!
When a girl places you in the friend zone, she’s also pushing you back to a time of sexless desperation
Parents don’t like it when you Bogart the good stuff and get blazed without them
Stop chasing him. If he cares, he’ll chase after you…with a chainsaw. And wear your face as a mask.
That’s a killer soundtrack you have there, Jason. Maybe if you kept quiet, you would kill more people!