
When you’re in the mood for love, a knife usually kills it

When you’re in love, make sure you’re not barking up the wrong tree
When you’re trying to be cute, make sure it’s harvest time
I would cross the ocean for you, but not really. There’s all sorts of nasties in there and I don’t really want to die because,…
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever…
Asking me if I love you is like asking me what color the sky is…idiot.