When you’re in the mood for love, a knife usually kills it
When you’re in love, make sure you’re not barking up the wrong tree
Xenomorphs need love too!
When you’re trying to be cute, make sure it’s harvest time
I would cross the ocean for you, but not really. There’s all sorts of nasties in there and I don’t really want to die because,…
True love is never having to explain your spider eyes
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever…
Asking me if I love you is like asking me what color the sky is…idiot.
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