
When you have family present on your Facebook, you have to think fast on your feet!
Ever look up in the sky and wonder how we ended up in such a vast galaxy?
Dear Neighbor, If you’re going to have sex, at least make it loud enough that I can fap to it without having to hold a…
Your just now getting your own fapping station? I’ve had one for years! It’s called my bathroom and a copy of my favorite non-pornographic magazine: Good…



