Don’t talk shit about grandpa’s tattoo and bitchin glasses or he’ll slam you down. PS That tattoo is siiiiiiiiick
Enjoy the unlimited soup and salad as long as you enjoy a side of “bitchy” with it
Even Hamlet knew when he was crazy and when he wasn’t. It’s safe to assume he’d know this too.
The most appropriate response to attention whores and their like to stop campaigns
Have you ever wondered how to get over your fear of the dark? Take a lesson!
Pringles learned a valuable lesson this day: if you ask a question to the Internet, sometimes the Internet wins. And when the Internet wins, Pringles…
Sometimes you win on Facebook, but mostly when you post things like this, you just lose so hard.
I want to defriend you, but your pictures and status updates help me feel better about myself. They call it “Schadenfreude.”
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