You should always wear your sunglasses, even at night. Because like WALL-E here, the sun never sets on a badass!
Whenever Pandora interrupts the music with an ad for McDonald’s, another child is orphaned by unfettered rage
If you could choose between being a candle and being a human, which would you choose? What about if the hot little french maid got turned back and BOOBS? Your childhood will now never be the same knowing the real reason they wanted to be human again. Enjoy!
Just because you’re a street rat, doesn’t mean you can’t get the girl. But don’t act like an asshole, because even Genie can’t fix a woman’s scorn
If Mother Nature tells you to touch his butt, it’s pretty much guaranteed Pocahontas is gonna touch the butt