If you’re looking for a fairy tale wedding in a Disney movie, you’re gonna have a bad time.
You should always wear your sunglasses, even at night. Because like WALL-E here, the sun never sets on a badass!
Whenever Pandora interrupts the music with an ad for McDonald’s, another child is orphaned by unfettered rage
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