Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they stink. Now kindly shhhhhhh the fuck up.
It’s a shame vampires will never understand how delicious garlic bread is
Sherlock Bones, the detective with guts!
Keeps your friends close and your shape-shifting Pokemon away from Wolverine’s peen. QUIT BEING WEIRD DITTO
These skeleton puns are humerus!
When your puns are this bad, it’s best to excuse yourself
Get an elevator to lift your spirits!