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If you’re too dumb to know the difference between a nut and a legume, you deserve the anaphylaxis
Be careful what you wish for because horses are dicks.
You can charm my snake with a nice bottle of vodka and a pepperoni pizza. I’m classy like that
Let’s run away and get married!
What do you see?
Ah cannibalism…the true test of one’s willingness to survive. Donner, party of five!
Should have listened raven! Poe time is fap time
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