THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Learn how to jumpstart any car in a matter of seconds!
But the machine has a timer so I don’t have to guess if it’s dry!
The only time it’s ever okay to ask is when the baby is coming out
If you just stop breathing, it’ll be much easier…
If your kids ask you how to make a baby, show them this!
That wonderful smell of a baby…it’s delicious!
What 16-year-olds get nowadays is crazy! Why the hell didn’t I get baby to motivate me into reckless abandonment of all my hopes and dreams…
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