You know, there are some pretty weird Skyrim theories out there, but this one makes complete sense
Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon
I’m a wizard at drinking, but I don’t think that counts
When you bring it on down to Liquorville, everybody in the club gettin tipsy!
The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself the doctor now.
Summer is only a few months away so it’s time to get ready for that vodka beach party!
If that’s the case, I guess I mean business when I open the liquor store up every morning. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need…