You’re gonna get knocked the pug out.
187 on a muhfuckin shark.
Looks like you’re like 5,000 candles in the wind now.
The Harry Potter references will never end so long as the Internet exists!
When meeting someone new, it’s important to be polite and present yourself.
I mean…it’s true.
Naming animals is pretty much my favorite activity
It’s only a matter of time before they destroy mankind.
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