Cats…cats are total dicks. And they’re awesome for it!
Do side bends or sit-ups, but please love me do
You have failed me for the last time Mr. Snugglesworth!
Eventually every kid grows up and becomes a filthy pervert. That’s what brings you here and we love it!
It’s always good to be upfront with kids, because kids are pretty dumb.
Now it’s time to get a little…Grimey
They’re also like stars in that you’ll be dead by the time I get around to you.
Sometimes, advertisers are a little bit out of the loop with how things work in the real world.
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