The Harry Potter references will never end so long as the Internet exists!
When meeting someone new, it’s important to be polite and present yourself.
I mean…it’s true.
Naming animals is pretty much my favorite activity
It’s only a matter of time before they destroy mankind.
What goes around comes around ninefold when you’re a cat.
You only have one more day of work left before the weekend. Roll on out and finish it up!
Never make eye contact when you eat a banana. Especially when you’re at the zoo.
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