Deep in the trenches below the earth’s surface, there lived a beast whose only sustenance was binary code. Feasting off of ones and zeroes for centuries, it grew stronger until it freed itself from the chains of the Dredgelings. The beast climbed to the surface where it found new food: the Internet.
Now, with the help of the Dredgelings, you, the Surface Dwellers, must lure the beast, codenamed “HYDRA,” back underground before it consumes the information we hold so dear. The Dredgelings have asked you to join their ranks and obtain the best and funniest pictures and videos the Internet has to offer. Only after viewing these, will HYDRA’s food supply become so limited it must return to its underground dwelling.
Only then, will we be safe.
The mission about us is simple: find, locate, and secure the best the Internet has to offer. Upon retrieval, submit them her so they may be kept safe from the beast.